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Internet Marketing Terms

What is Marketing?"


You see a beautiful woman at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful woman.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's fantastic in bed."

- That's Advertising.

You see a beautiful woman at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a beautiful woman.
You get up and straighten your tie.
You walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to pull her hair away from her eyes,
brushing yourself slightly against her arm, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a beautiful woman.
She walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."

- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a beautiful woman.
You talk her into going home with your friend.

- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you.

- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there
could be beautiful woman in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

- That's Spam

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I hope this didn't offend anyone. Just had it sent to me and I couldn't resist sharing!

Contributed by Carola Wijas TriUnity IR on February 18, 2008, at 5:48 PM UTC.

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